The Vision of Vanity

I saw a vision in the night: of efficiency diligently pursued.

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"Men did not need power tools to build the Mexican pyramids of Teotihuacán or the Philippine rice terraces of Ibagué" ... but they did need power tools to erect the Bristol Airport "Multi faith" area. - Ivan Illich, Tools for Conviviality¹

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I saw a vision in the night as I slept, a terror to behold. A vision of what is to come, or is already here, “Coming to a town near you”.

A voice, long, forlorn, spoke to me out of a thick black cloud saying: “Behold, behold — the end of man is his raw and brutal efficiency”. Then at once, out of the cloud emerged a temple — a ghastly Structure built to debase the sacred, dull the holy motive, destroy the virtuous impulse. Again the voice cried out: “Behold, the Structure, the wretched, lifeless Structure — this is the output of man, modern man, with all his tools and artificial resources. His tools of great energy and power and his artificial resources — of plastic and of metal — obtained from pillage and destruction, all coalesced into one hideous Structure — a grotesque testament to the Age of Efficiency.”

And this, dear reader, is what I saw:

The vision continued, and this time I turned and saw an army of men arrayed in florescent yellow jackets with white hard hats as helmets. In their hands were the weapons of the modern age: power drills, spirit levels, and pneumatic drills. I watched as they marched out all over the land, sent forth to erect a multitude of Structures —temples to efficiency — in the car parks, public spaces, and town centres up and down the land. Unstoppable in their vanity, cruel and calculated with their efficiency.

I cried and wept as the Structures were erected, for there was no one to stop them, no one to halt the “Progress”, no one to pause, consider, reflect — and desist . Instead, the scrolls were unravelled and their 12 pt Calibri was earnestly proclaimed: “The planning was contented by the Secretary of State for Progress and Efficiency and the budget fully costed and approved — make way for the modern!”. I wept as the ancient, the good, and the beautiful were torn down to make way for the Structures — the wretched modern structures — the temples of efficiency.